BINGO!

(based on a true story)

We'd like to welcome you to Thursday night bingo sponsored by the mad scientist college fund. Tonight's first game will be for a single bingo on you blue bordered cards for $100. Your first number... I-27

BINGO!
Tom! You can't call bingo on the first number!!
oh, right SORRY! FALSE ALARM!
Do you even know how to play?
Sure! I'm just keeping you on your toes that's all.
Your next number... O-63
BINGO!
TOM!
Sorry, I forgot my glasses folks!
I'm moving tables, you're embarrassing!
Tom, I'm warning you now, if you call bingo again on this next number, knowing full well you don't have a bingo, I am going to punch you in the face.
Oh I'll bingo son enough Crow, you won't have to punch me!
B-14
BING-
*POW!*
You want a bingo??! Here's your bingo! *POW!* BINGO! *POW!* BINGO!
GET HIM OFFA ME!!!!
(beating the crap outta Tom) I warned ya buddy!
Security we have a fight in progress at the back of section 2!
Little gold dude, quit hitting the little red dude or I will fire my tazer weapon on you sir!
!@&#&@ $*& I'm not through yet!
QUIT IT YOU *&&$(%(@^! GET HIM OFFA MEEEE!!
SIR, I WILL BE FORCED TO TAZE YOU IF YOU DO NOT STOP IMMEDIATELY!!!
I SAID I'M NOT-
I AM FIRING NOW!
OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! (is jolting on th floor and has lost control of his bladder)
You must relax sir, or I will taze you again, are we clear?
!&&@$*^(@#&!(@)($(%*@!!!!!! That $&%&*$ hurts!!!
Sir, you must calm down or I will have to fire my weapon again!
I want to press charges!! I want to press charges!
Are you ok? Do you need medical attention?
Yes, I think he broke something
(into his radio) I need an ambulance sent to the mad scientist bingo palace right away, we have an injured person and an injured assailant who is in police custody.
Your next number is N-36
I HOPE YOU ALL ROT IN HELL!
Sir I will taze you again if you don't-
#&@*@(@&%(%)^*$*@)!
Sir I am tazing you again!
NOOOOO!!!! OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! (Crow really shoulda listened he looks like he's smoking)
I don't know what happened, he threatened me because I wasn't sure how the game was played and then he got very angry and leapt at me from across the table and started pounding on me! Poor little defenseless me, whose arms are too short and don't even work!
We'll get a report and then we can document the incident sir.
G-60
BINGO!
Bingo's been called, hold your cards while we verify. And disregard the drooling gold droid in a puddle of his own urine, he is being dealt with.

Moral: bingo goes on, no matter what!
Crap, I gotta spend my $100 bailing crow out of jail!

ok that shit is funny

yeah something like that seriously happened. This guy kept calling bingo after every number and when the caller tried to eject him they started brawling. The cops came and everything, but no one was tazered.

how've you been man!??

Good, not as busy anymore now that my GF and I broke up. (Just wasnt gonna work)