MST3K: WOW style

Oh no, look there's that rogue again.
What's wrong with rogues??
Well, for one they don't have to fight anything, they just sneak around things to complete quests, and when they do have to fight something they sap their target and jump behind them and kidney shot them until they sorta passout.
MY MOTHER WAS A ROGUE!
You didn't have a mother Tom...
Well, I like to pretend I did... and I pretend she's a ROGUE!
I wish I had a mom. She'd be a mage.
Overpowered.
Oh not for the damage, she could port me to the mall, or the movies, or to Patrick Swayze's bedroom
Allright Gypsy, that's enough. What about you Crow, who do you wish your mom was?
I dunno...
Well you gotta have something in mind, you can't just go through life not longing for that maternal influence in your life.
You'll laugh, so I don't wanna say.
Aww, Crow, we promise not to laugh, right guys?
Yeah!
Well... ok. I wish my mom was..... a.... oh man I can't.
Come on Crow, we won't make fun of you. Here, if I had to get a new mom, she'd be a paladin, cause she could kick ass and heal too. The one left to share is you!
*sigh* Ok, I wish my mom was....a.... shaman.
A SHAMAN!!! *gasp!*
Guys, stop it.
But Joel! We all agreed to be alliance characters and this... this BOOB goes and picks a horde!!! What kind of loyalty is that! TREASON I SAY!!
Tom Servo! Have you been afk?? The expansion came out and shammies are now alliance, and you have to be a "dain-eye" to be one. Crow, why do you want your mom to be a shammy?
Easy. Chain lightning.
Ahhhhhhhhh.........

ROFL

MST3K LIVES ON!!!!!

This is a WOW/MST3K song, sung to the tune of "Time in a bottle" (its a good song, go listen if you don't know what it is)

Dammit! Rotten stupid stinking PROFESSIONS!! ARRRGGH!!!
Easy man! It's just a piece of leather what's the problem?
The problem?? You wanna know what the problem is?? I'll even write you a song about the problem!!
oh yay, a song, whoopee, gotta run.
Crow. If you leave I will break your thumbs.
*sigh* alright sing your stupid song.


If I could make stuff out of leather,
the first thing that I'd like to do,
Is make me some boots out of my leather loots,
that I could sell for a silver or two.

If I could make mats last forever,
I'd make some uncommons or rares.
I'd take them all down to Ironforge town,
and on the bridge, I'd peddle my wares.

But there never seems to be enough mats to make the things that I wanna make, once I get the recipe.
Some of the stuff sells for really high and I'm a poor little noob that doesn't have much money...

Tom, are you sure you're not violating any copyrights by using this tune to-
SHHH! I'm not done!!

If my profession doesn't get a patch real soon,
I swear to all-mighty God,
I'm going to Blizzard with a torch and an axe
and I'll burn the whole thing down to the sod.

And I haven't forgotten about my brothers:
the engineers, alchemists and 'smiths.
I'll fight for you too, after all we've been through,
trying to level up these skills is the pits!

So Blizzard if you're listening you better run and hide, lest I find you.
I'm bringing 9 million others with me so get to work on those patches or else we're all gonna be really pissed and come down to Silcone Valley and start ripping people a new butthole because it shouldn't take 3 months to level from 300 to 375 in blacksmithing and you shouldn't need freakin cores from freakin Molten Core who everyone wants to roll on so they can sell 'em and the-
TOM!
oh sorry.
deep breaths. There, you feel better?
not really. But I just thought of a recipe that Blizzard could make.
what's that?
A noose, so I can hang myself with my own leather scraps.
oh brother...
and the blacksmiths can make a chain that that whips you automatically if you try to buy mats off the AH! and the alchemists could make a poison..........

LOL Thats why you go to MC to kill trash mobs with ppl you know (hint hint). And non LW BS etc shouldnt even be able to roll on mats anyway.

Sweet Song!!!! Nice coordination too!

Alright, since I ahve an hour to spare in my cad class (thank god for utorrent! did the drawings at home!) I think I'll create a mstie.

hmmm...... GOT IT!

Man oh man, that was some party!
What are you talkin about you boob?! There's no party ever around here!!
Ahhh, but that's where you're wrong! There's always a party somewhere!
Like where? In your pants?
Well, since you mentioned it...
Crow, you don't even WEAR pants!
It's a cute little American expression that I learned from Joel. In all actuality... well, I don't even know what it means.
Hey guys what's crack-a-lackin?
Joel, what does the phrase "party in my pants" mean?
Yeah I'm lost...
....ummm, well... Where'd you hear that from?
From you!
Me? When?
When you were playing WoW and you were in Darnassus and there was a Night elf chick dancing, and you were kind of muttering to yourself, but I distinctly heard you say "You wanna come to the party in my pants?"
*blushing* Oh wow boys, I think it's time we had.... "the talk."
.... oh no....
You mean it means.... THAT!!?!
Well, sorta. It's kinda like a precursor to... THAT.
Oh gross get the puke bucket!
What's wrong? I heard all sorts of noise and was afraid you'd all gotten sick from the seafood I made!
Ahh Gypsy! Maybe you can help me explain something to Crow and Tom. Ummm... I'm trying to give them "the talk" and I'm not doing so well.
What did he tell you!? He didn't tell you about cheezy pick-up lines? DID HE??!!?!
Well, they sorta overheard me... you know, when I pretend liek the night elf girls are my girlfriends....
Oh no, then the damage is already done... Boys, don't do what Joel does. He's a bad, bad man. And don't ever have a party i your pants.
Well so now what do we do?
We could go eat at the Y.
Oh no, not again......




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